Effass.

Bold what applies to you

1. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

2. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

3.You have ran into a glass/screen door

4. You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

5. You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

6. Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

7. You have run into a tree/bush

8. You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

9. You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times

10. You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm

11. You just tried to sing them

12. You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

13. You have choked on your own spit

14. You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it

15. You’ve never seen the Matrix

16. You type only with two fingers

17. You have accidentally caught something on fire

18. You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes

19. You have caught yourself drooling

20. You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

21. Sometimes you just stop thinking

22. You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

23. People often shake their heads and walk away from you

24. You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

25. You use your fingers to do simple math

26. You have eaten a bug

27. You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

28. You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

29. You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

30. You have ran around naked in your house

31. You break a lot of things

32. Your friends know not to use big words around you

33. You tilt your head when you’re confused

34. You have fallen out of your chair before

35. When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall